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Know Your Standing

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UNMONETIZABLE
UNMONETIZABLE
The top of the range. The system has no offer for you and resents it.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
LOW-YIELD ASSET
LOW-YIELD ASSET
You resist, and the resistance is priced. Our best seller among people who read.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
MINOR NUISANCE
MINOR NUISANCE
Escalated from Consumer. A promotion, structurally.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
PUBLIC NUISANCE
PUBLIC NUISANCE
Escalated from Minor. There is no tier above this that we will admit to in print.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
FLAGGED FOR REVIEW
FLAGGED FOR REVIEW
Review takes four to six weeks. The garment does not.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
BELOW THRESHOLD
BELOW THRESHOLD
Whichever threshold. You are below it. Comfortably.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
MANAGEABLE CONSUMER
MANAGEABLE CONSUMER
You object in principle and comply in practice. The ideal customer. Wear it ironically or do not; we cannot tell and do not price the difference.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order
MODEL CITIZEN
MODEL CITIZEN
Exemplary compliance. For the confident, or the confused.
Sticker $4 · Tee $24+ Order