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You Are The Product

The surveillance line. Available Tracked, obviously.

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A surveillance parameter, worn with intent. Scans resolve to your standing.
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THIS GARMENT IS TRACKING YOU
It is not lying. Available Tracked only.
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SCAN ME. YOU WANT THE DATA.
You do. Everyone does. That is the finding of the century.
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TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY (TO YOU)
TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY (TO YOU)
They always did.
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I ACCEPTED ALL COOKIES
I ACCEPTED ALL COOKIES
A confession, printed.
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NOW ROAMING: YOUR ATTENTION
NOW ROAMING: YOUR ATTENTION
Carrier of record: whoever is nearest.
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