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The Fine Print

The extraction truths, set in type.

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BACKLASH IS TEMPORARY. THE REVOLVING DOOR IS ETERNAL.
BACKLASH IS TEMPORARY. THE REVOLVING DOOR IS ETERNAL.
The whole business model, on one chest.
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YOU OWN NOTHING. THIS IS WORKING AS INTENDED.
YOU OWN NOTHING. THIS IS WORKING AS INTENDED.
A reassurance.
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EVERYTHING HERE IS LEGAL
EVERYTHING HERE IS LEGAL
The house spine. The most honest thing we sell.
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THE FEE IS THE PRODUCT
THE FEE IS THE PRODUCT
For consultants, and their victims.
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COMPLIANCE IS CHEAPER THAN CONVICTION
COMPLIANCE IS CHEAPER THAN CONVICTION
Legal-department morale wear.
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PROFITABLE AND SORRY
PROFITABLE AND SORRY
The apology and the quarter, together.
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WE RUN THE MACHINE WE CRITICISE
WE RUN THE MACHINE WE CRITICISE
Staff edition. Also public.
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A MONITORED CITIZEN IS A LEGIBLE CITIZEN
A MONITORED CITIZEN IS A LEGIBLE CITIZEN
Available Tracked, obviously.
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