VIOLATION DETECTED - Fine: $47.50
Satirizing the penalty culture of subscription services
“VIOLATION DETECTED - Fine: $47.50”
Front: “VIOLATION DETECTED” Back: “Fine: $47.50 • Reason: Unauthorized Ironing” Side Panel: “For EULA violations, call 1-800-COMPLY”
Violations Mocked:
• Unauthorized photography of shirt
• Improper storage position
• Wearing while thinking negatively
• Lending to family member
• Being sad while wearing brand
This shirt satirizes the absurd penalty culture where subscription services fine you for normal human behavior.
Price Explanation: We’re charging the exact amount of a typical TaaS violation fine. Because if you’re going to pay ridiculous fees, might as well get a shirt that mocks them.
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