VIOLATION DETECTED - Fine: $47.50

“VIOLATION DETECTED - Fine: $47.50”

Front: “VIOLATION DETECTED” Back: “Fine: $47.50 • Reason: Unauthorized Ironing” Side Panel: “For EULA violations, call 1-800-COMPLY”

Violations Mocked: • Unauthorized photography of shirt • Improper storage position
• Wearing while thinking negatively • Lending to family member • Being sad while wearing brand

This shirt satirizes the absurd penalty culture where subscription services fine you for normal human behavior.

Price Explanation: We’re charging the exact amount of a typical TaaS violation fine. Because if you’re going to pay ridiculous fees, might as well get a shirt that mocks them.

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