MONITORED - Property of TaaS Corp

“MONITORED - Property of TaaS Corp”

WARNING: This T-Shirt Contains Satirical Content About Subscription Surveillance

Front: “MONITORED” Back: “Property of TaaS Corp - Serial #TC-2025-SLAVE-001” Chest Tag: “GPS Enabled • Heart Rate Monitored • EULA Compliant” Sleeve: “If found, return to Corporate Overlords”

Mockery Level: Dystopian Surveillance Features: None (thankfully) Terms of Service: Mercifully absent

Perfect for mocking the subscription economy’s invasion of basic human needs. Wear it to protest companies that want to turn clothing into a monitored service.

Irony Warning: You’re buying a t-shirt that mocks buying t-shirts under surveillance capitalism. Meta-level achieved.

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