Quantitative Analyst Shirt - My Models Assume Rational Markets

Front: "My Models Assume Rational Markets"
Back: "Results May Vary When Humans Are Involved"
Left chest: Small π symbol (the mathematical kind)


  
    
      Price: $31.99
      Material: 100% cotton, pre-shrunk
      Colors: Charcoal gray shirt, white text
      Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
    
  


For the PhD-wielding financial engineer who creates elegant mathematical models that work perfectly in theoretical universes where people make rational decisions and markets behave logically.

This shirt acknowledges the beautiful irony of building sophisticated models on assumptions that are demonstrably false, then acting surprised when reality fails to conform to the mathematics.

Recommended for anyone who's ever had to explain why their 99.9% confidence interval failed to capture a 'once in a millennium' event that happens every few years.