Options Trader T-Shirt - I Sell Volatility for a Living

Front: "I Sell Volatility For A Living"
Back: "Your Economic Uncertainty Is My Business Model"
Left sleeve: Small Greeks symbols (Δ, Γ, Θ, Υ, ρ)


  
    
      Price: $29.99
      Material: 100% cotton, pre-shrunk
      Colors: Black shirt, white text
      Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
    
  


For the sophisticated financial professional who understands that in derivatives trading, other people's fear is your paycheck. The Greeks on the sleeve show you know the mathematical tools for pricing panic.

Wearing this shirt signals that you've transcended traditional notions of 'creating value' and embraced the pure monetization of market anxiety.