Genius Bar Hat - I'm Not Smart Enough to Own Things

Hat satirizing the condescending nature of manufacturer repair monopolies.

Base Price: $24.99 USD

SKU: repair-04

Type: Hat

Tags: repair, genius-bar, ownership, satire

I’m Not Smart Enough to Own Things

Type: Hat Price: $24.99 Front: “I’m Not Smart Enough to Own Things” Under brim: “Please Fix It For $800”

Perfect for Genius Bar appointments and existential crises.

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