Planned Threadsolescence - Designed to Unravel

“Planned Threadsolescence - Designed to Unravel”

Front: “Planned Threadsolescence” Back: “Designed to Unravel in Exactly 24 Months” Care Label: “Wash to Activate Degradation Sequence”

Planned Obsolescence Features We’re Mocking: • Threads that weaken on schedule • Colors that fade algorithmically • Seams that fail predictably • Size that changes mysteriously • Style that becomes “outdated” automatically

Ironic Promise: This shirt is actually built to last, unlike the planned obsolescence economy it mocks.

Perfect for environmentalists, sustainability advocates, and anyone tired of buying the same thing over and over again.

Sustainability Note: Made from organic cotton with non-toxic dyes. Because mocking environmental destruction shouldn’t contribute to it.

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