Derivatives Trading Mug - My Portfolio Is Synthetic

Outside: "My Portfolio Is Synthetic"
Inside: "But My Losses Are Real"
Handle: "CDO²" (subtle embossing)


  
    
      Price: $24.99
      Capacity: 11oz ceramic, dishwasher safe
      Finish: Black mug, gold text
    
  


Perfect for derivatives traders who've mastered the art of creating value from nothing, only to watch it disappear into mathematical abstractions. The synthetic portfolio reference speaks to those who trade instruments that reference other instruments that reference other instruments.

Disclaimer: This mug contains no actual financial instruments and cannot be used as collateral for credit default swaps.