CDO Specialist Hat - Slicing Risk Since 2007

Front: "CDO Specialist"
Under brim: "Slicing Risk Since 2007"
Side patch: "Synthetic Squared" emblem


  
    
      Price: $26.99
      Material: Cotton twill, adjustable strap
      Color: Navy blue cap, gold embroidery
    
  


Commemorating the golden age of structured finance when creative accounting met mathematical sophistication. Perfect for former Wall Street professionals who pioneered the transformation of bad mortgages into investment-grade securities.

The 2007 date proudly marks the peak of CDO innovation, just before reality rudely interrupted the party.