Corporate Evil Tarot Deck - 78 Cards of Capitalist Divination
A full tarot deck featuring corporate archetypes, perfect for predicting your next ethical compromise or shareholder value prophecy.
Corporate Evil Tarot Deck — 78 Cards of Capitalist Divination
🃏 MAJOR ARCANA HIGHLIGHTS • The Fool = New Intern (naive idealism) • The Magician = Venture Capitalist (turning dreams into debt) • Death = Company Restructuring (inevitable layoffs) • The Devil = Private Equity (soul-binding contracts) • The World = Global Market Domination
🃏 MINOR ARCANA SUITS • Cups = Coffee Cups (office culture) • Pentacles = Profit Margins (financial metrics) • Swords = Corporate Backstabbing (office politics) • Wands = Performance Reviews (career destruction)
📋 PRODUCT DETAILS • Price: $89.99 (because divination should be expensive) • 78 full-color cards with corporate archetypes • Includes satirical guidebook with “ethical” interpretations • Premium cardstock with gold foil corporate logos • Packaged in a faux-leather box labeled ‘CONFIDENTIAL’ • Manufactured with fair trade guilt
⚠️ WARNING: May cause existential dread about your career choices. Not recommended for actual life decisions—that’s what consultants are for.
💰 HONEST PRICING BREAKDOWN • Cards & Box: $8 • Our Satirical Profit: $67 • Your Moral Superiority: $15 • Guilt Tax (donated to activists): $4.50
Perfect for executives who want to appear mystical while making data-driven decisions that destroy lives!
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