Evil CEO Trading Cards - Collectible Corporate Villains Series 1

Evil CEO Trading Cards — Collectible Corporate Villains Series 1

🃏 FEATURED EXECUTIVES (Names changed to avoid lawsuits) • ‘The Pharma Profiteer’ - Specializes in life-saving drug price hikes • ‘The Data Harvester’ - Your privacy is their profit • ‘The Oil Baron 2.0’ - Climate change is just another market opportunity • ‘The Labor Liquidator’ - Automation enthusiast, human rights skeptic • ‘The Financial Phantom’ - Makes money disappear (legally)

📊 CARD STATS • Corruption Level (1-10) • Profit Margins (Honest vs. Reported) • Environmental Damage Score • Worker Exploitation Rating • Legal Settlement Count • Lobbying Budget

🎁 COLLECTOR’S FEATURES • 50 cards in Series 1 (more villains planned) • Holographic ‘Golden Parachute’ rare cards • QR codes linking to real investigative reports • Trading guide: ‘How to Value Human Suffering’

📋 PRODUCT DETAILS • Price: $45.99 (because collecting evil should be expensive) • Premium cardstock that feels as dirty as their business practices • Includes protective sleeves (for the cards, not the executives) • Packaged in briefcase-style box

💰 BONUS CONTENT • Access to ‘Corporate Evil Database’ (normally $29.99) • Monthly updates with new scandals • Activist action cards: ‘How to Fight Back’

⚠️ DISCLAIMER: No actual CEOs were harmed in the making of these cards. Their reputations, however…