I Agreed to 847 Pages of Terms for This Shirt

“I Agreed to 847 Pages of Terms for This Shirt”

Front: “I Agreed to 847 Pages of Terms” Back: “For This Shirt (I Didn’t Read Them)” Tag: “By wearing this shirt you agree to our 847-page EULA”

EULA Absurdities Highlighted: • You cannot photograph this shirt • Lending to family members prohibited • Shirt must be stored upright • No wearing while eating competitor foods • Mandatory happiness while wearing • GPS tracking “for your safety”

Price Note: $84.70 = $0.10 per page of EULA terms. We’re pricing transparency into the absurdity.

Perfect for lawyers, privacy advocates, and anyone who’s ever wondered what they actually agreed to.

Legal Disclaimer: This shirt has no actual terms of service. You can do whatever you want with it. What a concept!

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