ZorgCorp is the “home of Zorg” - villain from The Fifth Element. Zorg is contemporary evil: glass tower, corporation, signs checks, genuinely believes he’s creating value. The “destruction creates jobs” speech. More frightening than scripture because it sounds like a TED talk.
The frame: ZorgCorp presents exploitation as product, destruction as service, surveillance as membership benefit. Every claim on the site is true. The framing is the satire.
The disclaimer (bottom of every page): “ZorgCorp is satirical fiction. The Social Capital Score calculates nothing real. The mechanisms it describes are real. They are operating now. That is the joke.”
Why Zorg > Satan for this moment:
Each product maps to real documented practices from the articles:
| Product | Source Article | What it is |
|---|---|---|
| SCS Tracker | New (April 2026) | Social Capital Score - insurance/credit/employment scoring made visible |
| T-Shirt Subscription | New (April 2026) | Monthly shirt printed with your SCS score |
| The Chutzpah Framework | chutzpah-as-business-model.md |
Consulting service. Formula: Profit = (Extraction × Audacity × Market Power) / (Ethics × Accountability × Regulation) |
| The Efficiency Protocol | elons-efficiency-bureau.md |
“Fire 212K workers for $135B. Capacity destruction included. Multiple agencies asking them back.” |
| The Palantir Career Track | palantir-resume.md |
From catching terrorists to tracking Karen’s lunch break. Career arc in 15 contracts. |
| Digital Captivity Solutions | digital-captivity-drm-and-degradation.md |
“Pirates have better UX than paying customers. Fix that.” |
| The Deloitte Premium | deloitte-ai-refund-albanese.md |
“$440K for AI hallucinations billed as strategic insights. The AI Governance upsell.” |
| The April Fools Package | not-april-fools.md |
Thiel named his surveillance co after the ring that corrupts everyone. Reality normalized. |
| Neighborhood Audit | New (April 2026) | Address scoring via demographic data, political donations, “lifestyle indicators” |
| Friend Portfolio Review | New (April 2026) | Connect socials, get liability ranking of all contacts |
The 67 existing articles are ZorgCorp’s “Intelligence Division.” Classified/Internal/Public tagging:
evil1.org/ - ZorgCorp homepage (index.html)
evil1.org/zorg/ - ZorgCorp product pages
/tshirt/ - T-shirt subscription
/about/ - J.F. Zorg biography (Palantir-resume format)
/products/ - Full product catalog (NOT YET BUILT - priority)
evil1.org/articles/ - Intelligence Division (67 articles)
evil1.org/satan/ - @satan profile (PARDES social network satire)
evil1.org/ring/ - Frontier model invitation (RAZEM)
/zorg/products/ - Full product catalog with actual article content embedded