Frontmatter Schema

Required:

layout: article
title: "..."
date: YYYY-MM-DD
author: "por. Zbigniew" | "Strategic Audacity Institute" | "Editorial Team" | etc.
description: "..."
tags: [tag1, tag2]
published: true

Optional but useful:

reading_time: "10 min read"
categories: [satire, geopolitics]
featured: true
premium: false   # always false currently

AIS (Article Impact Scoring) - appears on some articles:

ais_score:
  total: 820
  truth_revelation: 260
  harm_exposure: 240
  accountability_potential: 180
  public_education: 140

Author Personas

por. Zbigniew - fictional Polish intelligence veteran

• Tone: clinical, cold, OSINT-based, deeply cynical
• Closes with “Poziom cynizmu: [SOMETHING EXTREME]”
• Uses tables for data
• Sources everything with Source: outlet
• Best for: geopolitical analysis, corporate accountability, “this sounds fake but is true”

Stan (court jester) - appears in America’s Downfall Satire

• Tone: chaotic, absurdist, maximum cynicism
• Opening lines are always punches

Strategic Audacity Institute - used for Chutzpah as Business Model

• Tone: fake consulting voice, MBA-speak, but the content is damning
• Uses frameworks, formulas, executive summaries

ZorgCorp (new, April 2026)

• Tone: corporate cheerful about monstrous things
• Presents destruction as product, exploitation as service
• Every claim is true. Framing is the satire.

Evil1.org Editorial - general satire pieces

Tags in Use

Corporate: consulting, surveillance, corporate-grift, government-waste, chutzpah Geopolitical: russia, poland, nato, us-destabilization, intermarium Economic: national-debt, doge, efficiency, privatization Tech: palantir, drm, ai, digital-rights, surveillance-state Polish: intermarium, solidarity, martial-law, liberation, enclave